thenaturallypure:

A boy asked me to prom yesterday, but I already have a date unfortunately. But, just before he got into his car I yelled, “Save me a dance at prom!”
He replied, “I’ll save you the whole night.”

unimpressedcats:

My husband looks like he’s laughing, but he’s screaming in agony. 

unimpressedcats:

My husband looks like he’s laughing, but he’s screaming in agony. 

therealsourpatchninja:

kevinskidney:

louisbum:

nakedwithhoran:

does england exist to make every other country look stupid

all but one

image

yea, america can do it by itself 

image

dr-watsons-lover:

iampox:

Ten pictures that will make you love advertising

This right here is what advertising should be. Not sexualizing men and women. Just clever little things like this.

dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

Anonymous;
If someone wanted to date you what would heave her to do?

andrewquo:

sacrifice a goat to me

andrewquo:

buzzfeed:

Is it possible to overdose on adorable baby animal GIFs?

that sloth looks like its killing that cat

doctordonna10:

qthewetsprocket:

dixie-chicken:

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

nikigoes:

Makin’ a depawsit

nikigoes:

Makin’ a depawsit

waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

feministprinc3ss:

i want this framed and above my bed tbh

feministprinc3ss:

i want this framed and above my bed tbh