throwing little rocks at your lovers windows is a sign of weakness and fear. throw huge boulders instead
my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me
how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death
does anyone remember that episode of the powerpuff girls where mojo turns everyone in the world into dogs? And a sequel episode which was almost the exact same thing shot for shot with a slightly different ending? I haven’t felt more cheated.
"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."
If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever
YES, THERE IS NOW A MUCH NEEDED GIF SET FOR THIS!
The Grand Budapest Hotel, inspired in part by the writings of Stefan Zweig
"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"
no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs