A boy asked me to prom yesterday, but I already have a date unfortunately. But, just before he got into his car I yelled, “Save me a dance at prom!”
He replied, “I’ll save you the whole night.”
My husband looks like he’s laughing, but he’s screaming in agony.
does england exist to make every other country look stupid
all but one
yea, america can do it by itself
Ten pictures that will make you love advertising
This right here is what advertising should be. Not sexualizing men and women. Just clever little things like this.
why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor
If someone wanted to date you what would heave her to do?
sacrifice a goat to me
Is it possible to overdose on adorable baby animal GIFs?
that sloth looks like its killing that cat
but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines
LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE
I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this
Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.